Doylestown, PA · Copywriter & Marketer

Sean Ahern, MBA.

Copywriter, SEO, Brand Strategist, Advertising Expert, Producer, and Business Consultant.

311
Orders delivered
310
Five-star reviews
$1M+
Client revenue generated
15+
Years in the digital space
Selected Work

Copy that sells.

Landing pages, email funnels, sales letters, and ads. Click any piece to read the story behind it.

Case Studies

Real businesses. Real numbers.

Results from Bucks County clients through Main Street Creative.

The Lingo Group · Chalfont PA
SEO content strategy that rewrote the search rankings
2,250%
Increase in Google search visibility, year over year
Fire One Event Venue · Warrington PA
Automation, audio ads, and a modernized booking process
+230%
Revenue growth, same four months, year over year
Simplee U Salon · Doylestown PA
SEO and Google Ads working together
858
Clicks in 6 months, moving from position 20 to 12
Marcolla Realty · Newtown PA
Local Service Ads that put a realtor on top of search
#1
Google search position in the Newtown area
Minsky Law LLC · Newtown PA
Hyperlocal SEO and ads for a personal injury firm
12+
Bucks County municipalities targeted at lower-competition CPCs
Steaks on State · Doylestown PA
A local audio campaign that drove real foot traffic
Foot traffic and social engagement during a limited-time offer
The Human Edge

Human copy beats AI. Here is the data.

A real native ad advertorial test. Same product, same audience, zero ad spend.

I put my advertorial copy head to head against ChatGPT in a live B2C campaign.

Same product. Same audience. Same budget of nothing but organic traffic. The human ad pulled a 24.32% click-through rate and produced $296.94 in direct revenue. The AI version managed a 17.11% CTR and made zero sales.

You can always tell when copy was written by a machine. Human copy has a personality, and in an AI-everything world that is quickly becoming worth more than gold.

VersionCTRConv.Revenue
AI Copy17.11%0$0.00
Human CopyWINNER24.32%4$296.94
Human Copy v224.13%1$49.99
Native ad advertorial test, same audience, same product, $0 ad spend.
Web Design

Sites I built.

Full builds from brand and copy through design and local SEO.

Published

Books.

Two on the craft of copywriting, and one for the kids.

The Black Book Of Copywriting

The Black Book Of Copywriting

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Overnight Copywriter

Overnight Copywriter

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Rory The Rock N Roll Rhino

Rory The Rock N Roll Rhino

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About

Who I am.

I am a copywriter and marketer who runs Main Street Creative in Doylestown with my wife and business partner, Jillian.

For over ten years I have made advertising and marketing for Bucks County businesses and clients all over the world. The work is simple to describe and hard to do well: copy that says the specific thing a customer needs to hear, design that is unmistakably yours, and marketing that reaches the right people instead of everyone and no one.

I have written landing pages, email funnels, sales letters, advertorials, and ad scripts across just about every industry you can name. I also produce audio, which grew into my radio and audio ad studio, Amazing Audio Ads.

Jillian and I met as kids in middle school jazz band, and music never left me. I am an avid musician, a lifelong nerd who loves the Renaissance faire, retro Nintendo 64 games, and hunting down spooky historical places. I am also an occasional standup comic. These days home is Doylestown with Jillian and our three cats.

Off the clock

  • Musician since the middle school jazz band where I met Jillian
  • Renn faire regular and unrepentant nerd
  • Retro Nintendo 64 gamer
  • Chaser of spooky historical places
  • Occasional standup comic
Education

Drexel University.

An MBA and a degree in the Music Industry program, chosen over Berklee.

Master of Business Administration & Music Industry

DREXEL UNIVERSITY · PHILADELPHIA, PA

I chose Drexel's Music Industry program over Berklee College of Music, and it shaped the way I work today. The program is one of the most respected of its kind, and it went far beyond making music.

I studied contract law, learned exactly how royalties are distributed to artists, and trained to produce sound for film at a professional level. That production training is what led directly to my audio advertising business, Amazing Audio Ads. Paired with my MBA, it is the reason I can sit on both sides of a project: the creative and the business.

Music Industry Contract Law Royalty Distribution Film Sound Production MBA
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